Hello, my name is Petunia and I am a poop eater.
I hesitated to share my shame with you this early in our relationship, but isn't it better to learn this about me now? Rather than fall in love with me and discover my secret later?
See I can't even look at you, I'm so ashamed.
Mom has tried everything. Pineapple, pumpkin, the pill. The only thing that works is chasing me around and scooping the poop before I can get to it. Fortunately for me, with four pugs who all seem to poop at the same time in different corners of the yard, I manage to get a little something.
Mom's latest attempt is to squirt any poop she can't get to with vinegar. We'll see if it works.
Kisses,
Petunia
PS, Quincy eats poop, too.
Heehee! Thats funny!!! I don't think any of us eat poop.
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Ruthie
Pssst Petunia.....
ReplyDeleteDown here....
shhhhh....its Tuni here. I eats poop too =)
But only Sequoias...she has the goods. Don't worry I won't let them make fun of yous. There are tons of us that like the forbbin fruit.
Silent hugs,
Tuni
Petunia
ReplyDeleteNo need to be ashamed.
I love you just the way you are,
What we need to stay focused on,,, is having a good heart. I can tell you do have that good heart..... so ITS ALL GOOD.
We all have something about ourselves that we wish maybe we didn't. Or should I say someone in our family might wish we didn't have that habit.
For me,,, well I eat napkins, and paper towels and tissue paper.
But I do hope your mama finds something to change your mind about eating poo poos.
I have a friend that does that too.
Anyway,,,, I still love you
love
tweedles
hi! thank you for sharing your seat belts with me. i did look at the zip line, but i have visions of five dogs all twisted and tangled. thanks for visiting and for commenting!
ReplyDeletehugs,
puglette
:o)
Good morning!
ReplyDeleteit is so nice to meet all of you!
thank you for saying hello!
have a super day!
xoxoxo
melissa & emmitt
Uh, you can save the kisses but I totally dig what you're saying. I don't eat poop but I love to walk into the cat box and sniff the poop there. I don't know why. Just intrigues me. I do love to eat the occasional snotty tissue . . . and fuzz, love the fuzz . . . and hair . . . rotten fruit from the compost . . . we all have our lil' dramas, I guess.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
HI little Petunia!
ReplyDeleteYou are awfully cute and I think that poop is doing great things for your complexion. Don't you worry about it, ok?!?!
xoxo
Pearl
It's okay...Gracie Lynn here...I eats poop, too. Mamas solution? Low-fat calorie breath mints/ treats. Go to the local pet shop and have your hu-mom buy the talk-to-me treats that can go in the talk-to-me treat ball...the mint ones leave breath smelling fresh and they are yummers.
ReplyDeleteYour furiend,
Gracie Lynn (The Slimmer Puggums)
Hee Hees... 'da funniest part of 'da story was yous outing Quincy!!! SNORTS!!
ReplyDeletedraw 'da attention off of yous!!!
'dats smarts... hey... yous cute.. .k!! we's overlook 'dis poop ting!!
Hugs!!!
IzZY, Josie and Anakin Man