We are spoiled pugs. We are bored of bully sticks. Blah, blah, blah, starving pugs in Africa without bully sticks. Whatever. We want more.
So Mom got us elk antlers for $6.50 each. Elk antlers, smelk antlers. They barely got licked. They will collect dust and pug hair under the couch.
We want something meatier, like bison ankles or something. Or a whole bison. We could take him down.
Anyway, where do you get your treats like bison ankles or toobles or other bits? Our local pet stores carry cow hooves, but no bison ankles. Mom needs something to keep us occupied while she tries to study. It's only the second week of school and she already wants to wring our precious little necks. So help a pug out and let us know where you get your stash.
Are you voting for Pugtona? Don't forget. We only have a few days left.